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Vegetarians and vegans beware! The killa' peas are on attack! We bring you the ultimate democratic, egalitarian, non-partisan forum for all things delicious. A bunch of us laydeez and doodz have gotten together to share our recipes. Hopefully we can learn from each other and get some killa' tips.
Vegan Yum Yum Recipe mildly adapted to my ingredients
Ingredients:
1 Tub Extra Firm Tofu, pressed (If you can, use frozen and thawed Tofu)
2 tsp Ener-g Egg Replacer + 4 tsp water, mixed
1/4 Cup Cornstarch
1/8 Cup Canola Oil & 1/8 cup Olive Oil
Sesame Seeds for garnish
Sauce
3 1/2 Tbs Seasoned Rice Vinegar
1/4 Cup Water
2 Tbs Sugar
1 Tbs Soy Sauce
1 1/2 Tbs Ketchup
1/4 tsp Ginger Powder
1/2 tsp Salt
1 1/2 Tbs Cornstarch
1.Slice the tofu into triangles or small cubes. Smaller is good in this recipe.
2.Gently Toss tofu with the egg replacer/water mixture until coated.
3.Add cornstarch until each piece is well coated.
4.Heat oil in a large non-stick skillet or wok.
5. While oil is heating, mix sauce ingredients except for the cornstarch/water into a small sauce pan and whisk over medium heat until sugar and salt is dissolved. Add cornstarch mixture and whisk until the sauce thickens. Keep an eye on this or it will stick to the bottom of the pan.
6. Fry tofu for about 5 minutes on each side (until golden.)
Holy hell this is fantastic. So many layers of flavor and incredibly easy to make. No cooking necessary, just combine it all in a bowl and feast!
Wash, Wash, Wash the greens (seriously, they are dirty). Drain and cut really thick stems off. Cut leaves into smaller pieces, for chewing pleasure.
In a large skillet melt your choice of fat on medium heat. Add onions, cook over medium heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onions soften and start to brown. Stir in garlic. Add water to the hot pan, stirring to loosen any particles from bottom of pan. Stir in sugar (optional) and red pepper. Bring it to a boil (might boil faster if you turn away).
Add the beet greens, gently coating them in your newly made concoction. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 5-15 minutes until the greens are tender (Careful not to overcook, you don't want them to be limp and sad). Stir in vinegar of choice.
Add salty topping of your choosing, and noms away!
1 portobello cap
1 small onion
2 cloves garlic
1 Roma tomato
1/2 green pepper
1/4 cup chickpeas
1 tbsp tomato paste
2 tbsp yellow mustard
2 tsp cumin
1 tsp mustard powder
2 cups breadcrumbs
2tsp olive oil
2/3 flour
1/2 tsp celery salt
salt & pepper to taste
Add all ingredients to your food processor and blend until you get a nice crumbly very thick mixture. Put in mixing bowl and make sure its all well mixed together. Form into patties and bake in the oven at 325 for about 20-25 minutes. Once its done in the oven mover her over to the grill and grill on both sides for like 3 minutes each. Get your self some good bread, your favorite BBQ sauce, and all the fixings. Enjoy.
Depending on the size of your patties, it can feed about six with good sized burgers.
3 cups Gluten Flour
1 cup water
3tbsp soy sauce
1/4cup crushed tomato
2 cloves garlic
1tbsp cumin
1tbsp onion powder
3 tbsp kosher salt
1/4cup olive oil
1tsp mustard powder
First put the tomato, soy sauce, garlic, oil, and spices in a food processor until you get a nice paste. Then in a mixing bowl add the paste, water and flour until it all comes together. Form it into a log and wrap in tin foil. Steam for 1 hour. After the seitan is done cooking then marinate it in soy sauce, maple syrup and liquid smoke overnight.
The Rice
1 1/2 cups Canadian wild rice
2 1/2 cups of water
pinch of salt
drop of lemon juice
Add your rice, water, lemon juice and salt to your favorite saucepan. Bring to a boil. Then turn down heat to very low, cover and cook for one hour. Its worth it.
Gravy
2/3 cup of vegan butter
1/3 cup of hemp milk
1/2 onion pureed
2 cloves garlic
1tsp chives
1tsp sage
1/2 tsp cumin
2tsp soy sauce
pepper
Add garlic, onion and butter to saucepan. When you smell that wonderful garlic through the whole room add the hemp milk. Then add your spices and soy sauce. Whisk in your flour until you get the consistency you like.
Slice up a couple of seitan steaks, put it over some wonderful wild rice, load it with gravy, sprinkle with some red pepper flakes, grab a beer and enjoy.
I admit it, this recipe is not mine. I found it on FatFreeVegan.com, but boy oh boy is it good. So I've stolen it and will share it with you here. There's been some red lentils and coconut milk hanging out in my pantry, so I decided to give them a chance to get to know each other a little more intimately.
Salsa:
Soup:
For the salsa:
Combine the first 4 ingredients; cover and chill. (that was easy)
For the soup:
Combine broth, lentils, and onion in a large pot over medium-high heat; bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 15 minutes or until lentils are tender.
Pour half of lentil mixture in a blender; let stand 5 minutes (so that you don't build up to much steam in your blender). Process until smooth and pour the pureed lentil mixture into a bowl.
Pour remaining lentil mixture into blender; process until smooth. Add coconut milk, tomato paste, ginger, cumin, and turmeric; process until smooth.
Return coconut milk mixture and remaining pureed lentil mixture to the pot. Cover and simmer over medium heat 10 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in 1 teaspoon juice, salt, and pepper. Ladle about 1 cup soup into each of 4 bowls. Don't forget to top each serving with 1/4 cup salsa.
It is so delicious and so easy and fast, perfect soup for the summer
9 boiled Lasagna noodles (depends on how many are being served)
1 cup ricotta (or vegan ricotta mixture made from tofu, garlic powder, salt, nutmeg)
1 cup cooked spinach
1 ½ cup sliced baby portabella mushrooms
salt
pepper
nutmeg
In a medium sized bowl mix the spinach, salt, pepper and nutmeg with the ricotta. Spread a thin layer of the mixture onto a lasagna noodle. Layer some mushrooms on top. Roll the noodle to create a spiral shape.
Vodka Sauce
1 can diced tomato
1 can tomato sauce
½ cup of heavy cream (vegan alternatives are cashew or nutritional yeast)
¼ cup of vodka
6-7 cloves garlic
1 tbl olive oil
crushed red pepper
salt
pepper
Heat olive oil in a large skillet. Smash garlic cloves and add to the pan. After the garlic has browned, add the diced tomato and tomato sauce. Add generous amounts of salt, pepper and crushed red pepper (depending on how much heat you want). Bring the sauce to a boil and let simmer for about 5 minutes. Add the vodka, simmer for about 8-10 minutes. Fish out the garlic cloves. Add ½ cup of cream (or ground cashews or nutritional yeast). Simmer for another 2-3 minutes.
Ladle half the sauce into a baking sheet with sides. Place the lasagna rolls onto the sauce. Ladle the rest of the sauce on top.
Bake at 375 degrees for 25 minutes.
We paired this meal with a delicious, delicious gimlet – my favorite cocktail. Ask Stephen for his recipe.